'Brain Malfunction'

Those little moments your brain forsakes you.

'Campus Events, Part II'

Don't forget to sneak in your tupperware!

'Campus Events, Part I'

P(attending | event = requires purchasing tickets) = 0.2 * P(attending | event = free)

'Your Guide to Office Hours'

My conclusion after having been on both sides of the table.

'Time Turner'

Every single year.

'Incorrect Autocorrect'

Smartphones understand us so little and so much at the same time.

'Taking Notes'

Not included, "The Photographic Memory Wannabe": Believes they're good enough to absorb the material by vacantly staring at the lecturer.