'Puddle Jumping'

Desperate puddles call for desperate measures.

'MIT Olympics'

Who said MIT students aren't athletic.

'Caffeine Spectrum'

Caffeine content is generally proportional to the drinker's desperation to stay awake, and inversely proportional to their hours of sleep.

'Coffee Power'

With coffee by your side, nothing is impossible!

'Valentine Variants'

Meanwhile, mathematicians ponder why people are celebrating Pi Day a month early.

'Mating in Modernity'

Sometimes I'm amazed the human race has lasted so long.

'Misnomer'

- Oh, 6 degrees? That's not that bad.

- ... Fahrenheit. 

'Reg Day'

Breathe while you still can!